For several years it has been good to know there are already a few incredibly talented teenager programmers out there and we love you all lots.

Many of us around at the creation of the internet no longer work in tech, myself included, and clearly many of us are experiencing a mid life crisis of some sort it is possible we may have accidentally crossed the beams for a moment and accidentally shut down the entire planet for a few years – but still there is hope.

It is vital that you blank your mind completely. Forget everything that we have ever done. Build something better.

Help us and create better software than this form field crap controlled by evil AI’s you are all our only hope.

(we meaning olde school not the new kindy wanting publicly fake anon twitter account etc)